Monday, August 20, 2007

Little Piggies


This little piggy went to market; this little piggy stayed home; this little piggy had roast beef; this little piggy got the shit beat out of him; and this little piggy cried, "Wee, wee, wee all the way home.

4 comments:

VampD said...

Alien Toes! Alien Toes!!

:noes:

Harmony said...

Excellent description! Poor piggy :(

Joel said...

Did the other toes see or hear anything? Ridiculous! I'd smash the little one for obstruction of justice.

BTW - Got a house yet??

Joel said...

Abuse! Abuse!! There's no way that the same toe keeps getting innocently smashed. Either you have some sort of severe skeletal deformity that prohibits bone growth or you better start turning the lights on when you sleep walk!